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All Around the Zodiac Wheel with Madame Rose

All Around the Zodiac Wheel with Madame Rose

March 4th, 2019

All Around the Zodiac Wheel with Madame Rose

All Around the Zodiac Wheel with Madame Rose

March 4th, 2019

Ashley and Jamie consult with their Astrologer Madame Rose to traverse the Zodiac Wheel in search of the best hotties. During their consultation they cover everything from the sexiest Aquarius (Burt Reynolds) to the trashiest Gemini (too many to list) to the dreamiest Capricorn (Jim Carrey, MTV VMA's 1999).

In summation:
Aquarius: Put a Pinkie in a boo-Boo
Pisces: Lovely, Dreamy Spineless
Aries: There's Power in Here

Taurus: Stubborn & Lazy
Gemini: Trash
Cancer: Barbara Bush Daddy Issues

Leo: Please Validate Me, Most Fuckable Sign
Virgo: Get. Shit. Done.
Libra: The Catty Man of the Zodiac (Trash But Good God You're Pretty)

Scorpio: Eat a Pizza Off Me, John Candy
Sagitarrius: I'm purple, I love Pizza and Art
Capricorn: The Old Man

  • Ben Feldman
  • Ben Feldman
  • Handsome Greek Teen
  • Madame Rose
  • Paul Schrader
  • Paul Schrader
  • Mark Ruffalo
  • Aquarius
  • Christian Bale
  • Ellen
  • Burt Reynolds
  • Harry Styles
  • Dick Cheney
  • Ronald and Nancy
  • Joan Quigley
  • John Travolta
  • Shelly Miscavige
  • Pisces
  • John Wayne Gacy
  • Steve Irwin
  • George Harrison
  • George Harrison
  • Albert Einstein
  • Trevor Noah
  • Aries
  • RDJ
  • Michael Fassbender
  • Marlon Brando
  • Elton John
  • The Undertaker
  • Mariah Carey
  • Charlie Chaplin
  • RDJ as Charlie Chaplin
  • Taurus
  • Jamie Bradley
  • Rami Malek
  • The Rock
  • Jeffrey Dahmer
  • William Shakespeare
  • James Macavoy
  • Attenborough
  • Noah Centino
  • Jimmy Stewart
  • Stevie Wonder
  • Gemini
  • Edward Snowden
  • George HW Bush
  • Chris Pratt
  • John Wayne
  • Peter Dinklage
  • Nick Kroll
  • Kendrick Lamar
  • Tupac
  • Paul McCartney
  • Iggy Azalea
  • Cancer
  • George Bush
  • Elon Musk
  • Mike Tyson
  • Sylvester Stallone
  • Julius Caesar
  • Ernest Hemingway
  • Anthony Bourdain
  • Robin Williams
  • Chris Cornell
  • Bob Dole
  • Bob Fosse
  • Daniel Radcliffe
  • George Michael
  • Will Ferrell
  • Leo
  • Barack Obama
  • Neil Armstrong
  • Sam Mendes
  • Robert Mueller
  • Steve Carrell
  • Virgo
  • Ashley Spurgeon
  • Terry Bradshaw
  • Mark Ronson
  • Paul Walker
  • Whitey Bulger
  • Bill Murray
  • Hugh Grant
  • Lily Tomlin
  • Bruce Springsteen
  • Mother Teresa
  • Roald Dahl
  • Libra
  • Jimmy Carter
  • Jeff Goldblum
  • Michael Douglas
  • Oscar Wilde
  • Matt Damon
  • Hugh Jackman
  • Zac Effron
  • Donald Glover
  • Viggo Mortensen
  • Scorpio
  • Pete Davidson
  • Prince Charles
  • Ryan Gosling
  • RuPaul Charles
  • Sam Rockwell
  • Adam Driver
  • Danny DeVito
  • Bill Gates
  • John Candy
  • Sagitarrius
  • Nikki Minaj
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Mary Queen of Scots
  • Sarah Paulson
  • Jane Fonda
  • Brad Pitt
  • Jake Gyllenhaal
  • Jonah Hill
  • John Malkovich
  • Nicholas Hoult
  • Tom Waits
  • Dick Van Dyke
  • Jay-Z
  • Capricorn
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda
  • Lebron James
  • Timothee Chalamet
  • Bowie
  • Howard Hughes
  • Jeff Bezos
  • Rowan Atkinson
  • Jimmy Carrey, MTV VMA 1999
  • Jim Carrey and Linda Rondstat

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