Before we begin: Fuck, Marry, Kill: Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry

Ashley and Jamie turn their eyes to the Capitalist Hellscape we live in by measuring up the hotties in Advertising Icons. Do you think Tony the Tiger would be great in the sack? Can Tommy LaSorda show you his frozen delights? Would you let the Sun Maid Raisin girl keep the bonnet on? These questions, and so many more, are answered in great detail like only Hott Minute could do.

This episode of Hott Minute is culled from a previous Twitch Livestream. As such, it is more visually oriented than usual and highly recommended that you follow along with the gallery below.